Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has spent the morning updating his LinkedIn profile page to change his current job title from ‘Interim’ to ‘Caretaker’ Prime Minister. “This nation rewards those who have a go and by keeping my LinkedIn details up to… Read More ›
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Pauline Hanson Returns To Library To Re-Borrow “The Smurfs Guide To Port Arthur”
With a full week of interviews ahead of her, One Nation’s chief conspiracy theorist Pauline Hanson has rushed to the Ipswich library to re-borrow her favourite reference book, “The Smurfs Guide To Port Arthur.” “I was caught on the hop… Read More ›
World’s Men Celebrate “International Let’s Make This All About Us Day”
Men from all four corners of the globe have awoken today excited by the prospect of celebrating another International Let’s Make This All About Us Day. “This is our one day of the year where all the good men are… Read More ›
Craig Kelly To Switch Jobs With Wayne Bennett And Coach the Broncos
In an effort to quell the furor over the pre-selection of conservative firebrand Craig Kelly for the upcoming election, Primer Minister Scott Morrison has done a deal that will land Kelly at the Broncos and Bennett as the Liberal candidate… Read More ›
Hanson Tells 9 Year Old Anthem Girl To Meet Her Behind The Bike Sheds After School
Senator Pauline Hanson has issued a challenge to the 9 year old Queensland school girl who refused to stand up for the national anthem to meet her behind the bike sheds after school where it will definitely be on. “You… Read More ›
Sky News Defends New Talk Show Hitler & Friends
Sky news has gone on the offensive to defend it’s new Sunday night talk show Hitler & Friends, calling critics of the shows, ‘Inner-city, latte sipping Leftie elitists.’ “Look you Lefties only want to hear people who echo your own… Read More ›