The CIA has unveiled credible evidence that hackers from Russia are attempting to undermine the democratic process of choosing Australia’s most popular television personality. “As part of Vladimir Putin’s long term strategy of destabilising the western entertainment industry he has… Read More ›
Television
Ageing Muppets Sacked From Sesame Street
Hundreds of muppets are tonight living rough after being evicted from their homes due to the gentrification of the iconic Sesame Street neighbourhood. “Property developers have moved in on what they consider to be prime inner city real estate making… Read More ›
Kidnapping Department Now Most Profitable Department Of Channel Nine
Following a poor summer of test cricket and declining ratings for renovation based reality shows Channel Nine has announced that its kidnapping department is the only sector of the company that has turned a profit in 2106. “The only thing… Read More ›
Channel 9 Execs Greenlight Daryl Somers Hypnotism Show, Cluck Like Chickens
Channel 9 executives gave a rare insight into how television shows are selected and produced today by holding a press conference in which they outlined the rationale for choosing Daryl Somers new hypnotism show, and then started flapping their folded arms… Read More ›
Who You Gonna Catcall? Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters stands tall as one of the most classic comedies of all time. As a franchise it is continuing to break ground with the announcement that the movie is being rebooted with an all-female cast. A move that has annoyed… Read More ›
I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Channel 10
Channel 10 is on the hunt for celebrities to appear in their planned production of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, only to discover that all of their celebrities have already gotten out of there. The broadcaster had… Read More ›