After a full week of not sharing Parliament House with members of the House of Representatives, the Australian Senate is bracing itself for them returning to work and cluttering up the place again. “It’s been the best week ever without… Read More ›
The Bolt Report
Bob Katter Condemns Elton John Over Crocodile Rock
Australian politician Bob Katter has condemned singer Elton John over his 1973 hit song Crocodile Rock claiming the song is pro-crocodile and anti-far north Queenslander. “Can you believe the hide on this fella, millions of people are in danger from… Read More ›
Bob Katter’s 150 Different Personalities Form Own Parliament
Far North Queensland politician Bob Katter has vowed to form his own House of Representatives next week using the 150 separate personalities from inside his own head. “I had to kick a couple of them out for being dual citizens… Read More ›
ABC News 24 Rebrands To Become ABC Comedy
The ABC’s 24 hour news channel will be relaunched as a 24 hour comedy channel without having to change any of its content. “We realised we were wasting our time and money making scripted comedy content when all we needed… Read More ›
Energy Policy To Reduce Tony Abbott Emissions By 50%
Malcolm Turnbull has released his long awaited energy policy, which aims to reduce hostile emissions from Tony Abbott by an average of 50% per year by the end of 2030. “This contains everything I like in a policy, which is… Read More ›
One Nation Demands ABC Reveal What Colour Underwear Their Stars Wear
One Nation has demanded that the Turnbull Government take action to make the National broadcaster the ABC be more transparent and reveal what colour underwear their stars in particular their newsreaders wear whilst on-air. “The Australian people have a right… Read More ›
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