The National Party’s member for Manila George Christensen has sent a Facebook message to all his constituents in the seat of Dawson to ask if they would like him to grab them anything from duty free as he makes his… Read More ›
The Daily Telegraph
Liberal Party To Celebrate Mother’s Day With A Giant Sausage Fest
The Liberal party has announced that they will be celebrating Mother’s day this year with a giant sausage fest that will also double as their campaign launch. “It was unfortunate timing that Mother’s day falls on the same day as… Read More ›
Bolt Blames His Viewers All 6 Of Them For The Rise Of Bill Shorten
Sky News host and prolific blogger Andrew Bolt has lashed out at his viewers, all 6 of them for the rise in popularity of Labor leader Bill Shorten, “I worry for this country, I really do,” said a laboured Andrew… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Charged With “Contempt Of Readership”
Herald-Sun word processor operator Andrew Bolt has been charged with “Contempt Of Readership” over articles questioning the conviction of George Pell. “The judicial system of Victoria takes the disrespect of the court of public opinion very seriously,” said Victorian Attorney… Read More ›
Old Man On Bus Shocked To Learn That His Ticket Doesn’t Cover A Seat For His Bag
Barry Johnson of Annandale was shocked to learn on a recent bus trip to the city that the ticket he purchased only entitled him to a seat and not his bag and umbrella to a seat as well. “You could’ve… Read More ›
Warning Labels Put On News Stories Containing Photos Of Spiders
The government has announced that it will be compulsory to put a warning label on any news story that contains a photograph of a spider to protect the sensibilities of sooky arachnophobes. “We are introducing the “SP” warning to go… Read More ›
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