Another Pete Evans cookbook has been removed from the shelves amid fears the “easily-led” Prime Minister was under its influence when he ate a raw onion in Tasmania on Friday. The controversial cookbook is the third Pete Evans tome to… Read More ›
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Glenn McGrath Tells World Cup Bowlers To Man Up And Shoot Something
Former World Cup-winning bowler, car salesman and avid shooter, Glenn “Pigeon” McGrath has taken aim, literally and figuratively, at the bowlers currently competing at this years cricketing World Cup, telling them to man up and shoot something. The World Cup… Read More ›
Clive Palmer Reeling After Losing Another Dinosaur, Vows To Hold Wang Tight
Mining magnate, politician and amateur Mr Toad impersonator Clive Palmer has been dealt a second traumatic blow in as many weeks with the news that he has lost another dinosaur. Last week Mr Palmer’s beloved dinosaur statue Jeff was… Read More ›
‘Stop Being Mean To Tony’ Says Turnbull, Trying Hard Not To Smirk
“Let’s not use this latest incident as another ‘let’s-bash-Tony-Abbott’ occasion,” Coalition frontbencher and Preferred Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told the press today, while desperately trying to suppress a smirk. The Prime Minister In Waiting was speaking after yet another gaffe/deeply offensively racist comment… Read More ›
Pete Evans Pens Book So Babies Can Be Annoying Tools Too
Celebrity Chef and Paleo, the diet that doesn’t allow grains but is full of nuts, enthusiast Pete Evans has penned a new cookbook aimed at new mums and babies titled Bubba Yum Yum that he hopes will help raise a… Read More ›
England Cricket Team Miracle: They Managed To Beat An Egg
A public holiday has been called in England overnight to celebrate the fact that their beleaguered cricket team has finally had a victory after they successfully beat an egg whilst making an omelette for breakfast. In what has been a troubled… Read More ›
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