Sports journalists across the world have been flabbergasted to uncover the shocking truth – female athletes menstruate. The shocking news broke out when English tennis player Heather Watson blamed her first-round loss in the Australian Open on her match coinciding… Read More ›
Rupert Murdoch has condemned a Wall Street publication for daring to insult his companies diminishing profits. The News Corp CEO was highly critical of a Goldman Sachs report that contained an image of News Corp gross profits falling by 30%… Read More ›
The Coalition Government has today released a draft paper that explores the idea of re-naming Manus Island, Tim Cahill Island in honour of Socceroos’ star Tim Cahill. Manus Island a province of North Papua is currently being used by Australia… Read More ›
During an address to the World Economic Forum in Davos, former cartoon voice actor Al Gore has announced a multi-national Live Earth concert series in an effort to raise awareness of Al Gore. “We are in critical times” the Grammy… Read More ›
This Australia day an American corporation that sells facsimiles of a traditional Italian dish has sinned against nature by adding vegemite and cheese to the crust of a pizza. The emergence of the Mitey Stuffed Crust Pizza (do you see… Read More ›
An unhappy prime minister Tony Abbott has been told that there are plenty of other people willing to do his job if he doesn’t like the terms of his new enterprise agreement. “How am I supposed to afford to put… Read More ›
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