Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has after extensive consultation with his ‘inner circle’ decided that Cabinet will now be known as ‘The No Scotty Morrison’s Club’ in a move that has received almost unanimous support from the Federal Coalition. Speaking to… Read More ›
The Journey, a movie commissioned by the Australian immigration department to deter potential asylum seekers, has been enthusiastically praised by critics for being much more positive and entertaining than every other Australian movie released in the past twenty years. “Despite… Read More ›
A man’s job appears to consist of him spending eight hours a day shouting into his mobile phone, report regular users of the Chester Hill shopping centre. “I’m not sure who he’s talking to or even if it’s the same… Read More ›
The debt to society is currently forgiven when someone dies – now the government is reconsidering the policy. The Turnbull government is considering the controversial move of collecting tax arrears from the dead, through recovering commercial quantities of phosphorus by… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘stopper of boats’ Tony Abbott has declared that he will contest the next federal election to ensure that he is in parliament to help stop the scourge that is Boaty McBoatface. Mr Abbott speaking to… Read More ›
A 28-year-old man from South Australia suspects that he may be the man to save journalism in Australian. Xavier O’Keefe is confident that if he were running any of Australia’s major print media companies, they would be turning healthy profits… Read More ›
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