The Prime Minister of Australia Malcolm Turnbull has sent the Australian Senate to its room and banned it from watching television for two weeks after he perceived its behaviour to be rather naughty. Explaining the move to The (un)Australian, the Prime… Read More ›
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Fairfax Reveals Firing Journalists Most Profitable Part Of Journalism Industry
Fairfax has revealed it intends to capitalise on the $27m half-year profit made by its Sydney Morning Herald masthead by reinvesting that revenue in the most profitable part of the journalism sector, firing journalists. Extending its readership lead over The Daily… Read More ›
Fracking Company Executive Arrested For Chaining Himself to Lentil Pot
A protesting executive from a coal seam gas exploration company has become the first person arrested under updated anti protesting laws in New South Wales after chaining himself to a lentil pot at the headquarters of anti-fracking organisation Lock The… Read More ›
LNP MPs Crown Professor Bill Louden Winner Of RAW State Final For ‘Classic’ Safe Schools Joke
Western Australian local boy Bill Louden is going to Melbourne to compete in the Melbourne Comedy Festival’s prestigious RAW comedy competition after taking out the state finals on Tuesday night. The professor was a clear favourite with the esteemed judging… Read More ›
Man Plans To Drink One Guinness For St Pat’s Day Then Just Switch to Carlton Draught
With St Patrick’s Day is upon us once more, drunks the world over are looking forward to one more excuse to get hammered in a bid to forget about their horrible lives. But unlike other great excuses to get drunk, like New Year’s Eve, random… Read More ›
Warne Foundation Reaches Goal Of Providing Mobile Phones For Every Hot Babe
Shane Warne has announced that his personal charity The Shane Warne Foundation will be wound down after achieving its stated aim that no hot babe will be without a mobile phone by the year 2020. “It’s a cause very close… Read More ›