American bed sheet enthusiasts and occasional racists the Ku Klux Klan have extended an invitation to fellow Christian Tony Abbott to address them on his upcoming tour of the United States. Mr Abbott has headed to America to address the Alliance… Read More ›
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Newly Renovated Lodge Includes Full Set Of Dogs Playing Pool Paintings
Lucy Turnbull has proudly unveiled the completed renovations of the Prime Minister’s official residence “The Lodge” to the media, in which pride of place has gone to a full set of the famous “Dogs Playing Pool” paintings. “I felt that… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell May Miss Royal Commission Hearing Due To Bout Of ‘Justicitis’
“George is feeling pretty unwell and not really up to flying to Australia for your hearing,” Cardinal George Pell’s doctor has written in a letter to the Royal Commission Into Child Sexual Abuse. Although the exact details of Pell’s illness… Read More ›
Federal Government Cancels Tony Abbott’s Visa
The Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton has cancelled the visa of former Prime Minister Tony Abbott ahead of Mr Abbott’s proposed trip to the United States. Mr Abbott is due to address the ultra-conservative Alliance Defending Freedom in keeping with his… Read More ›
Lockout Laws To Be Expanded To Cover Pet Shops And RSPCA To Protect NRL Players
Sydney’s controversial lockout laws, which prevent entry to a licensed establishment after 1:30 am, will be expanded next week to include pet shops, the RSPCA and any residence that houses a canine. The change has been brought in to protect NRL players from… Read More ›
Jacqui Lambie Pledges Allegiance To A Box Of Oats
Independent Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie has posted a video on Youtube that sees her pledge allegiance to a box of oats as part of her Australia day celebrations. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Lambie explained the bizarre video, “Look I’m… Read More ›