AFL club Essendon have made a decisive move away from the taint of drug scandal by signing former Fremantle tagger Ryan Crowley, with a source inside the club telling The (un)Australian that “we really needed a clean skin here to move… Read More ›
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Dutton Cancels Pick-Up-Artist’s Visa After Bad Advice Regarding Women
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has Cancelled Jeff Allen’s Visa after the notorious pick-up-artist, known for advocating abusive behaviour to seduce women, gave some bad advice on how to respond to the “Mad Witch” twitter debacle. It had already been a… Read More ›
Bolt Report’s Tens Of Viewers Angered By Shows Axing
Channel 10 has announced today that it will not be renewing its Sunday morning political show The Bolt Report, in a move that has angered the shows tens of viewers. Merv Delaney, self-funded retiree and founder of the Facebook group… Read More ›
Motel’s Leave Only Dirty Towels On Floor Policy Saves Planet
Climate change scientists have announced that global warming has been reversed due to the brave actions of the world’s motel owners in insisting that guests only leave towels that they want to be cleaned on the floor of the bathroom…. Read More ›
Macquarie Dictionary replaces ‘ask’ with ‘arks’
Linguists have been predicting the change for decades and the 2016 edition of the only record of standard Australian English will make it official: from now on ‘ask’ is spelled ‘arks’ to match the most common pronunciation of the word. Macquarie… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Says, “Look At Me! Look At Me! Look At Me!”
Former fish and chip shop owner and one time contestant on Channel 7’s Dancing With The Stars, Pauline Hanson has issued a press release simply saying, ‘Look at me, look at me, look at me,’ repeatedly. The press release follows… Read More ›
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