A 23-year-old Somali woman has returned to her detention centre on Nauru after a four-day, all expenses paid, vacation to an Australian detention centre, Immigration Minister Pete Dutton has advised. The woman, known only as Abyan, won the trip to Australia… Read More ›
A controversial zoo in Denmark is once again the focus of criticism after euthanising and dissecting an unwanted zookeeper in front of a crowd of hundreds of children. “Zoos commonly put down excess staff so we just wanted this to… Read More ›
Federal opposition leader Bill Shorten is disappointed that his approach to Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to play the role of Richie Rich in an upcoming Australian Labor Party production was rebuffed. Mr Turnbull declined the offer to play the cartoon… Read More ›
An AFL club (take no notice of the picture) has gone to the AFL Commission to complain that they were not offered a higher draft pick as compensation for discarding a pair of used footy socks as part of their… Read More ›
The Australian Association of Factory Workers have today gone to the police to report the Prime Minister of Australia missing as no one has seen him visit a factory, farm or processing plant in over a month. A similar report… Read More ›
Attorney-General George Brandis has today announced that “The Government is supporting the telecommunications industry to the tune of $131 million to assist it in its data retention operations.” Senator Brandis argued that ISPs have no excuses not to be ready…. Read More ›
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