Keepers at the Melbourne Zoo say that the recently arrived pair of endangered Andrew Bolts are settling well into their new enclosure. “We’ve given them some photos of Jeremy Corbyn to play with and this has helped distract them from… Read More ›
The unAustralian
Bill Shorten Laments Trade Deals Making Caviar Unaffordable To Low Income Workers
Labor leader and William Hill bookmakers odds on favourite for next political leader to be knifed, Bill Shorten has today released a statement lamenting the Abbott/Turnbull/who’s next? government’s trade deals on the grounds they will adversely affect low income workers ability to purchase… Read More ›
Benji Madden Finds New Way To Look Like A Massive Tool
Reality television ‘star’ turned celebrity spouse, Benji Madden has revealed a new way to look like a massive tool after revealing a diamond patterned tattoo on the top of his head. Madden was pictured in West Hollywood and almost went… Read More ›
What’s In The Trans-Pacific Partnership Trade Deal? The (un)Australian Speculates Wildly
For the past eight years, 12 major economies, including Australia, have been negotiating the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP). The TPP is the largest free-trade agreement in history and because of its far reaching consequences, the contents have been kept secret from… Read More ›
After Labour Day, Workers Keep Forgetting It’s Tuesday
The Citizens of Australia enjoyed a long weekend in the first week of October this year with only WA, Tasmania and the Northern Territory missing out. However, people in the states that celebrated Labour Day by taking Monday off have… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Guide On What Not To Say To Someone With Cancer
An estimated 126,000 Australians will be diagnosed with cancer this year, and as Australia’s border patrol experiments more with the potential of Hulk-ification, that number is only set to increase. Yet despite the large number of cancer sufferers, the social… Read More ›