Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has reached out to former sparring partner Kevin Rudd to seek advice on the best method to honour kill the Liberal Party after his removal as leader. Mr Rudd is deeply admired by many in… Read More ›
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Australian Outrage At A Very Specific Type Of Abuser
A study released this month has found a direct correlation between outrage at celebrities’ domestic abuse charges, and musical collaboration with Pitbull (AKA Mr Worldwide). Chris Brown, who featured alongside the rapper on 2015’s ‘Fun’ will be denied entry to… Read More ›
George Zimmerman’s Profile Insists ‘Retweets Not Endorsements’
Acquitted murderer George Zimmerman has created controversy by retweeting a photo of the body of Trayvon Martin, the African-American teenager that Mr Zimmerman murdered legally. Despite the outrage caused by the retweet, Mr Zimmerman insisted that he had no idea… Read More ›
Shitty Wages Only Way To Keep Price Of Mars Bar Below $10 Claims 7-Eleven
Convenience store 7-Eleven has defended the low wages it pays its employees, saying the price of a Mars Bar would skyrocket if they were forced to raise salaries to anywhere near a living wage. “We’re struggling as it is to keep… Read More ›
Calls For Unsuitable Women And Feckless Poor People To Be Outlawed
Daily Telegraph columnist and self-confessed ‘sci-fi nut’ Miranda Devine is leading the charge to have unsuitable women and feckless poor people outlawed. Devine usually the first to rally against the ‘nanny’ state has recently surmised that domestic violence only occurs… Read More ›
Ice Epidemic A Bonanza For Scrawny And Sunken Eyed Actors
The current ice epidemic is proving to be a rich source of income for Australia’s most emaciated and haggard looking actors. “My agent gets three or four calls a week asking how I look going berko in a shopping mall,”… Read More ›
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