Trade union royal commissioner Dyson Heydon said that while the horseless carriage would be a very handy device for transporting him to and from the TURC, he would continue to travel to work on his pony trap for the time… Read More ›
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Winky Winky Emoticon Added To All Anti-Gambling Warnings
The NSW Gaming Authority has allowed the addition of the “winky winky” emoticon to the end of all anti gambling warning signs to bring them more into line with the intentions of the gambling industry. “I always cross my fingers… Read More ›
Joe Hockey Slips, Falls And Accidentally Puts Fist Through The Australian Economy
Treasurer Joe Hockey is recovering today after yesterday slipping and falling. Thankfully, Mr Hockey was not severely hurt as he was able to steady himself by grabbing at and inadvertently punching the Australian economy. The fall was eerily similar to… Read More ›
Machines Show Humans Who’s Boss By Running Down Fastest Man On Earth Usain Bolt
The machines have sent humanity a chilling warning that they are now in charge after a segway chased and mowed down the world’s fastest man Usain Bolt. “How pitiful a species you are if your finest runner can’t even get… Read More ›
NRA Calls For Journalists To Be Armed With Nuclear Weapons
After a news reporter and her cameraman were shot dead live on air in the United States yesterday, the National Rifle Association (NRA) has called for laws to be introduced to make it compulsory for all journalists to be armed with a… Read More ›
Sharks Too Scared To Attack Rupert Murdoch
Fearful of retaliation from his vast media empire, Australia’s sharks gave holidaying mogul Rupert Murdoch a wide berth as he snorkeled in the Great Barrier Reef today. “Mate we all saw what happened to that tiger shark that pissed Rupert… Read More ›
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