According to the latest (un)Australian poll, everybody else in the world is now more popular than Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Communications minister Malcolm Turnbull has cemented his lead over Abbott as the most popular choice as prime minister across all major… Read More ›
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By-Election Candidates Jostle For Privilege Of Holding Seat For Last Sad Months Of Abbott Government
Potential members for the West Australian seat of Canning have begun campaigning furiously for the honour of occupying the seat for the final sputtering days of the current government. “I don’t think I’ll even bother buying plane tickets to Canberra… Read More ›
Secret ACTU Army Training At Dubai To Take On Abbott
An ACTU-backed grassroots army is secretly training in Dubai, vowing to defeat the government and consign Prime Minister Tony Abbott to political history, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal. The unprecedented, top-secret campaign involves rank-and-file activists training with active members of… Read More ›
Dark Web Mainly Used To Share Justin Bieber Albums
An Australian Federal Police investigation into the shadowy “dark web” has found that the underground internet is being used mostly by anonymous users to share files of Justin Bieber albums. “We were expecting to find that it was being used… Read More ›
Man Uses “LOL” Acronym Despite Not Actually Laughing Out Loud
A man has admitted his use of the “LOL” acronym in Facebook messaging in the past has been at times disingenuous, conceding that in many case he did not actually laugh out loud when the expression was used. The accountant/philanthropist/father-of-four… Read More ›
Poll Shows 86% Of Australians Support Abbott Cull
A new poll published today has brought bad news for Prime Minister Tony Abbott, showing that he has fallen to a new low of 14% in the preferred Prime Minister ratings. With only 12 months until the federal election things look… Read More ›