The Morrison government will act today with regards to the chaos currently embroiling the ABC by appointing former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as a ‘Special Envoy’ to the beleaguered broadcaster. “The public does not want to hear from the ABC,”… Read More ›
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B2 Tipped To Replace Guthrie As The ABC’s Managing Director
Following the out of the blue dismissal yesterday of ABC Managing Director Michelle Guthrie Banana in pajama B2 has emerged as the red hot favourite to take over Guthrie’s role as Managing Director. “B2 has always had eyes on the… Read More ›
Antony Green Returned To State Of Suspended Animation Till Next Election
The ABC has put psephologist Antony Green back into a state of suspended animation in a vault deep under the organisation’s headquarters in Ultimo. “We all love Antony but he becomes an absolute pest around the building when there isn’t… Read More ›
Political Correctness Sane Again After Taking Its Meds
The Twittishpere has breathed a sigh of relief over news that Political Correctness is sane once again after taking it’s medication. “It has been a rough couple of years for Political Correctness, what with every man and his blog declaring… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Appointed Minister In Charge Of Not Selling The ABC
The Turnbull Government has announced a new Ministerial appointment this week with former Prime Minister Tony Abbott being appointed the Minister for Not Selling The ABC. “I think Tony will do a marvelous job in helping us convey to the… Read More ›
Abbott Condemns The ABC For Rejecting Him As The Third Banana In Pajama
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has condemned the ABC after they refused to consider his application to become the third banana in pajamas, B3 in the networks planned live action reboot of the series. “The ABC has some hide in… Read More ›