Australia’s political satirists breathed a collective sigh of relief as the implications of Scott Morrison’s surprise election win started to hit home. “Engadine Maccas, Peter Dutton’s uncanny resemblance to a King Edward potato, Barnaby Joyce being Barnaby Joyce… we’ve still… Read More ›
Tony Abbott
Liberal Party To Celebrate Mother’s Day With A Giant Sausage Fest
The Liberal party has announced that they will be celebrating Mother’s day this year with a giant sausage fest that will also double as their campaign launch. “It was unfortunate timing that Mother’s day falls on the same day as… Read More ›
Global Warming Solved After One Tenth Of Outrage Over Get Up Ad Is Directed At Actual Climate Change
The world has finally solved the issue of climate change that was threatening its existence after the outrage switch was accidentally flicked from putting the boot into an ad warning of its dangers into putting the boot into the actual… Read More ›
Abbott Hopes Piers Pressure Will Get Him Across The Line In Warringah
Former Minister for Women and also former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott has told colleagues that Piers pressure will hopefully get him across the line in his seat of Warringah. “Tony is putting a lot of faith in obscure Daily Telegraph… Read More ›
Dutton Looking At Life After Politics By Launching An Exclusive Line Of Potato Dumplings
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has started to look at options for life after politics and announced his first venture being an exclusive line of potato dumplings to be marketed and sold in both China and Australia. “I… Read More ›
Ray Hadley Holds Press Conference Behind The Toilets After School To Deny Bullying Allegations
Controversial 2GB broadcaster Ray Hadley has called for a press conference at 3:30 pm behind the toilet blocks and says that reporters had better be there or else. “I thoroughly deny the allegations of bullying these crybabies have brought against… Read More ›