The Temp worker that the Australian Government hired to fill in as Prime Minister, Scott Morrison is ecstatic to learn that his contract has been extended for another week. “This is great news for not only Me but my Family,… Read More ›
Tony Abbott
Abbott Calls Upon The PM To Promote ‘Sir Plus’ To A Prince
Aspiring YouTuber Tony Abbott has called upon the interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison to promote the budget surplus, or ‘Sir Plus’ as Tony refers to it, to a full blown Prince. “I think my Government, I mean Scott’s Government should… Read More ›
ScoMo Reveals Extra Budget Funding To Build More Toilets In And Around Engadine McDonald’s
Interim Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has announced that this year’s budget will allow funding for more public toilets to be built in and around Engadine McDonald’s. “Look we’ve all been there, you’re close to home when nature calls and… Read More ›
Radio Stations Refuse To Play George Pell Records
Radio stations all over the world are refusing to play the music of George Pell after the former archbishop of Melbourne was jailed for child sexual abuse. “In light of his conviction we can’t in good faith play any of… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce To Jump A Shark Whilst Riding A Coal Powered Motor Bike
Families man and aspiring Nationals party leader Barnaby Joyce has announced that this Friday night he will jump over a shark whilst riding a coal powered motor bike. “For too long people in this country have been demonising coal, so… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Charged With “Contempt Of Readership”
Herald-Sun word processor operator Andrew Bolt has been charged with “Contempt Of Readership” over articles questioning the conviction of George Pell. “The judicial system of Victoria takes the disrespect of the court of public opinion very seriously,” said Victorian Attorney… Read More ›
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