Former Prime Minister and aspiring Opposition leader Tony Abbott has called on parents to stop vaccinating their children against Islamophobia. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott talked through his call saying: “Look as a former Minister for Health I can… Read More ›
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Australia To Be Powered By Burning Copies Of Finkel Review
The coalition will guarantee Australia’s long term energy security by replacing coal fired power stations with power stations that run on the combustion of copies of the Finkel review. “If fire was good enough for the neanderthals than it’s good… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Calls On Turnbull To Knight Old King Cole
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has demanded that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull reinstate the Knights and Dames honours and award the first knighthood to fictitious character Old King Cole. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott talked up King Cole’s virtues,… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Urges ASIO To Name The ABC As A Terrorist Group
Tony Abbott has openly criticised ASIO director-general Duncan Lewis for pussyfooting around and not addressing the terrorist threat posed by the ABC. “I’ve read every holy book from all the great religions and only the ABC Charter specifically includes the… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Calls On All Men To Boycott Fernwood Fitness Centre
Opposition leader Tony Abbott has come out strongly against what he deems an ‘anti-men’ agenda, calling it ‘politically correct madness’ and demanding all men boycott the women only gym Fernwood Fitness. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott said: “Look as… Read More ›
Bill Shorten To Stand Aside As Opposition Leader To Be Replaced By Tony Abbott
The Labor party has announced today that their leader Bill Shorten will be standing aside with Tony Abbott expected to be named as his replacement. A Labor insider spoke to The (un)Australian on the condition of anonymity and a free… Read More ›