According to the latest (un)Australian poll, everybody else in the world is now more popular than Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Communications minister Malcolm Turnbull has cemented his lead over Abbott as the most popular choice as prime minister across all major… Read More ›
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Poll Shows 86% Of Australians Support Abbott Cull
A new poll published today has brought bad news for Prime Minister Tony Abbott, showing that he has fallen to a new low of 14% in the preferred Prime Minister ratings. With only 12 months until the federal election things look… Read More ›
Royal Commissioner Dyson Hayden Reveals ‘I’m Tony Abbott’s Biological Father’
Dyson Hayden, the former high court judge in charge of the Royal Commission into Trade Union Corruption, has revealed that in addition to accepting an invitation to a Liberal Party fundraiser and having links to the Liberal Party, he is… Read More ›
‘Tony Abbott’ Character Revealed As Joaquin Phoenix’s Latest Hoax
Actor Joaquin Phoenix has admitted that the bumbling Aussie prime minister “Tony Abbott” is a character he has been filming on the sly as the subject of the long awaited follow up to his 2010 mockumentary “I’m Still Here”, to… Read More ›
Satan Cancels Planned Appearance At Liberal Party Fundraiser
Satan, or Beelzebub as he’s also known, has cancelled his planned appearance at a Liberal party fundraiser citing a potential conflict of interest. A spokesperson for Satan told The (un)Australian: “Look, Satan booked the appearance months ago through Bronwyn Bishop’s chief of… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Floats Plebiscite On The 21st Century After Next Election
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has suggested that, after the next federal election, the Coalition may be willing to consider a plebiscite on whether or not to accept the 21st century. The comment came after a six-hour-long Coalition party room meeting… Read More ›