In off-the-record comments, a source from ASIO admitted to The (Un)Australian that the security agency’s greatest fears over national security were “the ever-present threat of a fatal flag pole accident involving our prime minister”. Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been constantly warning against the prospect of a… Read More ›
Plans are afoot to hold a nationwide million moron march in all capital cities on the weekend of July 18th and 19th. The million moron march is the brainchild of noted morons Reclaim Australia. A spokesperson for Reclaim Australia explained… Read More ›
In an effort to stop making stupid decisions due to fear, Middle Australia has gone fire walking to toughen itself up. “I’m totally shit scared of so many things,” said Middle Australia from its duplex home in Sydney’s south west…. Read More ›
The world is counting down to the leap second being added to our clocks at the very of end on June 30, but Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott is asking the CSIRO to remove 189216000 seconds from Australian clocks, taking… Read More ›
The PM has launched a bold new strategyat ASIO headquarters aimed at combatting rising house prices by identifying some areas of Western Sydney and Melbourne as“terrorism recruitment zones”. “Properties in these areas are hot, hot, hot,” Tony Abbott said, pointing… Read More ›
The federal Government has announced they will hold an inquiry into the ABC’s Q&A program following last Monday’s show where a controversial guest appeared. The inquiry will investigate how the guest got on the show and who was responsible, with… Read More ›
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