The Morrison Government’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has been kept busy trying to organise a fundraiser for Filipino victims of the Australian bushfires. “The bushfires in Australia are taking an horrific toll not just here but abroad,” said the… Read More ›
Trump Appoints Roseanne Barr As Official White House Tweetsperson
American President Donald Trump has announced today that former actor/comedian Roseanne Barr will be joining his administration as the official White house Tweetsperson. “What a great day for America to have someone of the caliber of Roseanne sending out tweets… Read More ›
White House Aide Who Convinced Trump That Button For Nukes Connected To Twitter Up For Nobel Peace Prize
The Nobel peace prize committee has today announced that a Whitehouse aide who convinced President Trump that the button for detonating America’s nuclear weapons was in fact linked to his Twitter account has been nominated for the prestigious award. “This… Read More ›
New Zealand PM’s Cat Run Over, Peter Dutton Asked To Provide Alibi
The country of New Zealand is in mourning today after the sudden death of Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern’s cat, Puddles. The nation’s First Cat was the victim of a hit and run car accident, with New Zealand police listing Australian… Read More ›
Prince Harry Crowned As Head Royal Racist After Prince Philip Abdicates
Wearing the traditional blackface and decked out in his finest Nazi uniform, Prince Harry was today crowned the new Head Royal Racist in an official ceremony at Buckingham Palace after Prince Philip’s surprise abdication yesterday. Although many royal watchers were… Read More ›
Internet Needs Knee Replacement After Another Week Of Standing Up For Terror Victims
A weary Internet has checked itself in for double knee replacement surgery after another heavy week of standing up for people killed and maimed in acts of violence. “I’ve been up and down like a bride’s nightie and my knees… Read More ›