Former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has rushed to call American President Donald Trump, vowing that he would shirtfront Malcolm Turnbull on President Trump’s behalf. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott spoke of his conversation with President Trump, saying “When… Read More ›
American President elect Donald Trump has refused to rule out invading Poland after the country declined to extradite film director and statutory rapist Roman Polanski. Tweeting to @TheUnOz President elect Trump tweeted: “I will consider invading Poland to get to… Read More ›
Conservative Senator Cory Bernardi has decided it is time to ‘Make Australia Great Again’ by extending his overseas posting indefinitely. The Senator, currently in New York to observe and heckle the United Nations, made the announcement in his weekly podcast…. Read More ›
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has issued a harrowing threat to consumers amid falling share prices, warning that in a continued effort to improve the Twitter experience, the company will change the font of their messages to Comic Sans. Comic Sans… Read More ›
Friends of amateur blogger Jason Blather are in shock after witnessing a thinkpiece explaining the rise of Donald Trump violently eat its way out of his chest. “Jason was quietly enjoying a soy latte when he suddenly went into convulsions,”… Read More ›
According to organisers of several anti-police brutality organisations, the number of people supporting change in the way police forces deal with their citizenry has doubled practically overnight. The sudden expansion in calls for change began after the NYPD introduce a new… Read More ›
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