Ambassador Joe Hockey has proudly announced that the first episode of his new cable TV show about Australian US friendship will focus on the time the American poisoned Pharlap. “I couldn’t think of a better way to commemorate 100 years… Read More ›
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Donald Trump Bans ‘Small Hands Across America’ Fundraising Initiative
President Trump fresh off drawing up plans to invade Poland has signed a Presidential decree banning any planned ‘hands across America’ fundraising initiatives being held during the term of his Presidency. The American President spoke the The (un)Australian about… Read More ›
President Trump Keeps The Pee Pee From TPP
Donald Trump has pulled America out of the TPP after discovering the letters stand for Trans Pacific Partnership and have nothing to do with the by products of drinking too much tea. “I was excited about the TPP when I… Read More ›
Trump Defends Trip To Russia To Talk ‘Trickle Down Economics’
President elect Donald Trump has defended a recent trip he took to Russia in which he delivered a private lecture to a group of young women in his hotel room on the subject of trickle down economics. Speaking to… Read More ›
Trump Refuses To Rule Out Invading Poland
American President elect Donald Trump has refused to rule out invading Poland after the country declined to extradite film director and statutory rapist Roman Polanski. Tweeting to @TheUnOz President elect Trump tweeted: “I will consider invading Poland to get to… Read More ›
Turnbull Assures Trump That Australia Is Still “Toady In Chief” To The USA
Malcolm Turnbull has called surprise US election winner Donald Trump to congratulate him on his victory and to assure him that comments he made earlier in the campaign where he described Trump as a “massive boofhead” and “thicker than pig’s… Read More ›
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