Prime Minister ScoMo has gone on the attack in the war against the Corona pandemic by calling in the army to guard the toilet paper supply at Engadine Maccas. ”Mine is a proactive Government,”said Prime Minister Scomo. ”When I heard… Read More ›
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NSW Government Announces Plans To Privatise Its Citizens
The NSW Government fresh off privatising their bus services despite going to an election earlier this year saying they would not, has now announced their latest splash for cash with a plan to privatise the State’s citizens. “If we want… Read More ›
Coles Announces New Set Of Anti-Terror Minis
Cole’s supermarkets have announced that it would be adding a new selection to its already popular plastic crap minis range. Coles Spokesperson Richard Slicker told the (un)Australian: “Off the back of the recent attack in Sydney, people have been clamouring to protect their… Read More ›
Australian Dairy Industry Begs Protesters To Throw Milkshakes Not Eggs At Nigel Farage
The Australian dairy industry has passionately pleaded with protesters to go with milkshakes instead of eggs when they protest UK Right wing ‘voice’ Nigel Farage’s visit to Australia next week. “This is not a political thing for us we just… Read More ›
Coles Release Series Of Collectable Mini Choked Sea Animals
Supermarket chain Coles has announced that following on from the success of its mini collectable grocery items it will be releasing a series of mini collectable sea creatures that have choked on discarded plastic shopping bags. “Shoppers will be able… Read More ›
Shrinking Wagon Wheels Prove The Universe Is Contracting, Say Physicists
The shrinking size of Wagon Wheels is proof that the universe has stopped expanding, according to Nobel Prize winning physicists working at the Hadron Collider. “Judging by the relative width and thickness of Wagon Wheels, we speculate that the universe… Read More ›
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