Low rating Australian news and opinion channel Sky News Australia has called for it’s viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and protest Dan Andrews cancellation of the Commonwealth games.

”We need the troops to rally, not only for King but country,” cried Sky News spear chucker Andrew Bolt. ”How dare Dan Andrews deny Victorians the opportunity to pay to have King Charles stay in our humble little town.”

“I expect Anthony Albanese will offer the King a Knighthood as consolation.”

When asked why the channel was so pro-commonwealth games, given that the vast majority of Victorians were in favour of their cancellation, Mr Bolt said: ”Since when do we listen to what the majority thinks, have you not seen our ratings.”

”We are the squeaky wheels that demand the grease.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to be off, I’m working on a little musical at the moment based on the songs of John Farnham. It’s called you’re not the voice.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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