Head of the Australian arm of the Republican party, Peter Dutton, has told reporters to start calling him Donald Dutton or The Donald for short.

”This is a great move by Peter, sorry, Donald Dutton,” said Republican party cheer leader Andrew Bolt. ”Talk about throwing red meat to the base.”

”Our viewers, all 6 of them, will be ecstatic.”

When asked why modelling the party on a failed leader like Donald Trump was advisable, Sky News’ resident racist Andrew Bolt said: ”Failed, how dare you besmirch the fine name of Donald Trump.”

”He made America watch Fox News again.”

”Hopefully, dear leader Donald Dutton will embrace Donald’s mojo and lead Australia down the extreme right track.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to find a minority to vilify on my program, don’t suppose you know any?”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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