Rural Australia’s favourite bunch of grifters, One Nation, has announced that they are now in the alcohol business with the launch of their new line of toilet bowl wine.
”We have been working with some of Australia’s finest prisons to come up with this brew,” said One Nation’s lead grifter Pauline Hanson. ”This stuff will knock you on your arse quicker than you can say please explain.”
”And of course all funds raised will go directly to charity, charity is my middle name you know.”
When asked why One Nation was seeking to wring more dollars out of their followers, given that they already receive quite a pay packet from the AEC, Senator Hanson said: ”Please explain, are you against money?”
”It takes a lot of money to run One Nation, why our pillow slip bill alone each month is in the thousands.”
”’Now, how much prison wine do you want to buy?”
”It’s $30 a bottle or 3 for $100 and I’ll even throw in a tin foil hat, hand made by Senator Roberts.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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