Low rating news and opinion channel, Sky News Australia, has been tipped to be named as Australia’s future source of fuel with plans afoot to start mining the channel’s hosts for their nuclear outrage.

”This is a great move as the Sky News after dark team provide an almost renewable source of nuclear outrage,” said energy analyst Richard Watt. ”I mean just telling them that they are renewables is enough to create an abundance of nuclear outrage.”

”This may truly help Australia reach net-zero, ironically with a bunch of net-zeroes.”

When reached for comment on the plans to mine Sky News Australia, the channel’s resident funny-man, Rowan Dean, said of the proposal: ”How dare these green, leftist, Marxist, imperial, pinko, commo, hippyish, inner-city elites try to steal our outrage.”

”In Sky News after dark we have the most balanced news and opinion team in the game. Why we have voices from all sides of the spectrum from the hard-right to the extreme-right.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to film some footage of me yelling at a banana. Not sure why, but I’m sure it’ll play well in Queensland”

Mark Williamson

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