Former Australian Prime Minister turned book salesman, Scott Morrison, has stunned attendees at the MET Gala by turning up dressed as a lump of coal.

”When on the World stage I do like to make a splash,” said the former PM. ”And what better way to do so than by combining two of my passions, coal and self-promotion.”

”Wouldn’t say I was the belle of the ball, but I was definitely the talk of it.”

When asked how sales of the book were going, the former PM, turned book seller, turned MET Gala attendee said: ”Well it’s not a race, but you know, we are starting to move a few units.”

”At the MET Gala I met this lovely chap called Kendrick and we had a great chat about beef. He’s having some problems in this area and I said, well Kendrick, have I got the book for you to deal with this.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, my dear friend Donald Trump has said he’ll rent me some space in Trump Tower to flog my book, time is money you know.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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