Prime Minister, until Bill Shorten finds his knife collection, Anthony Albanese, has told colleagues that he’s a $1.20 chance of fixing up this gambling thing that everyone seems so bothered about.
”Albo is confident, you know the Rabbitoh’s haven’t had a great year but he nailed his multi this weekend when the Hawks got up over Carlton,” said a Labor Insider. ”I’m sure he’ll get the gambling stuff sorted.”
‘”Well, we’ll put something up which Dutton will oppose and the Greens will go against as well. Short odds on that.”
When asked why the Government was so reluctant to do something on an issue that many felt passionate about, the Labor Spokesperson said: ”Everyone needs to relax, we’ll get to it, eventually.”
”Besides, there’s only a month or so of footy season left, then about a week before the Cricket gets going.”
”Oh yeah there’s Bathurst as well, can you bet on that?”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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