The NSW Liberal party, fresh off discovering one of their politicians has been charged with rape, has been placed into administration by the Federal Lib’s, with leader Peter Dutton telling his NSW counterparts to not worry, as Daddy’s here.
”It hasn’t been the best of times in NSW for the party, but I am here now to change all that,” said the Opposition leader. ”Daddy Dutton is here and he’s a discipline Daddy.”
”What you going to Albo when Daddy spanks you at the next election.”
When asked how his experience in Queensland will translate to Australia’s most populous state, Daddy Dutton said: ”Queensland leads this nation in so many ways.”
”And I look forward to brining that leadership down here.”
”No more craft beers that confuse people with their wacky names, from now on it will all be XXXX.”
”As well, daylight savings is a goner. No more clocks back and forward, the country will run on North Queensland time. We’ll also need to put the calendars back 10 years as well.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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