Gina Rinehart’s favorite play thing, Opposition leader Peter Dutton, has come out strongly to defend his decision to appoint the ghost of former PM, Bob Menzies, to head up the NSW Liberal party.

”The fact that Bob has been dead for 46 years should not stop him from being involved in politics,” said the member for Rinehart. ”I was born dead inside and it hasn’t stopped me.”

”Besides, Bob is probably more in touch with the common man than most people in the party.”

When asked how anyone in NSW could vote for the Liberals given their litany of failures, the member for Rinehart said: ”I’m in charge now so that should be enough for people to get behind the Liberals.”

”Besides, any electorate that doesn’t vote for us will be getting a nuclear reactor in their backyard.”

”A nice big one, painted teal.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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