The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has called on the Government to look into the issue of shrinkflation. Namely the shrinkflation he gets whilst swimming.

”Albo’s keen to get out their and tackle shrinkflation, fair play to him,” said the member for New England. ”So, I expect a full report on why my tackle doesn’t stand to attention after a dip in the mighty Murray.”

”This is a pressing issue.”

When asked what policies he and the Coalition would be bringing to the next election, the shadow Minister for home and foreign affairs said: ”Nuclear, namely everything Albo and Labor say or do I will go nuclear over.”

”I mean fair suck of the sav, what have they done to make my life better?”

”What have they done for Peta or Gina, if you don’t know then vote no to Albo and his anti-Barnaby policies.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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