Coat hanger producers are talking up the prospect of a sales boom in the Australian state of Queensland, should the LNP party form Government following the upcoming election.
”It really is the golden age of coathangers,” said coat hanger manufacturer Preston Suit. ”We are struggling to supply the seemingly endless orders we are getting from Texas as it is.”
”Next stop Queensland, eh.”
When asked why there was a correlation between demand for coat hangers and conservative Governments, a Queensland LNP Spokesperson said: ”Well, when conservatives are in power people like to keep things hidden in say a closet and what better way to deal with things than with a coat hanger.”
”People of Queensland should not be afraid of an LNP Government.”
Women for instance, we plan to take a lot off your plate.”
”No longer will you have to struggle with life altering decisions, when a panel of white middle-aged men will make the decisions for you.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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