Peter Dutton’s traditional owner, Gina Rinehart, has taken time out of her Donald Trump themed celebrations to get on the phone and demand that her favourite toy, Dutton, get an orange spray tan ASAP.

”As leader of the Coalition I answer to no one, however, when someone who I respect, like Gina, has a suggestion I listen,” said the leader of the Opposition. ”It might be on my choice of clothes, colour of spray tan, lowering taxes on mining or heck she may just want to ask me to jump.”

”To which I always say, how high?”

When asked if it were right that the leader of the Opposition was so beholden to a billionaire, the Opposition leader said: ”Gina Rinehart is one of the greatest Australians to have ever lived, besmirch her again and you will be one of the first up against the wall.”

”This country needs people like Gina to carry it on their back and move it in the right direction.”

”I promise the Australian people that I will always be by Gina’s side, as long as the cheque clears.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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