Niche news channel, Sky News Australia, has popped the champagne corks to celebrate their record breaking year, with news dropping that over 50 people had tuned in to watch the station.

”What a year it has been for Sky News, over 50 people watched, unbelievable,” said a Sky News Executive. ”They even tuned in to watch Rita Panahi, her producer doesn’t even watch the show.”

”Dare we dream, maybe next year our viewership might even hit triple figures.”

When asked what he saw as the big news issues that will shape 2025, the Sky News Executive said: ”Next year is all about operation polish a turd, namely getting Peter Dutton in to the lodge.”

”We will be going all in on smearing Albo and his Government.”

”In fact Sharri Markson has agreed to go undercover as a tennis ball in order to report on the real Anthony Albanese.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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