Australians have woken up this morning (pun not intended), wondering what culture war they will have inflicted upon them today by Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, in an effort to distract the Nation from his dud nuclear plan.

”Has he done the war on Christmas yet?” Asked weary barista Clare from Bondi Junction. ”He was on about flags or something today, how privileged is he that he can afford to stress about this stuff?”

When reached for comment on his seemingly never ending culture wars and why he was focused on this rather than the cost of living crisis, the Opposition leader said: ”I am focused on what the community wants me to focus on.”

”Why just the other day, young Gina from Perth told me of her concern about too many flags.”

”Then there was little Andy Bolt of the Mornington Peninsula who was concerned about how the Jewish community was being treated.”

”These are the people I fight for, ordinary everyday million and billionaires.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to dress myself as a Christmas tree, try and cancel that Albo!”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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