Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has refused to rule out making New Zealand the 7th State of Australia and is said to also have his eyes on buying West Timor.

”I said yesterday that I view President Trump as a very big thinker, and he has inspired me to not only think outside the box, but, also take it over,” said the Opposition leader. ”Where is Albo’s ambition?”

”He hasn’t once talked of taking over any countries, has he?”

When asked if he was seriously going to run for election by promising to be a Donald Trump clone, the Opposition leader said: ”Of course not, I won’t be a MAGA, I’ll be MAGA, just that the A on my hat will stand for Australia.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to water Gina Rinehart’s garden, she’s away for the weekend and asked me to do so.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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