Australia’s leading Trump supporter, Gina Rinehart, has sent President Trump a thank you card, after the US President introduced tariffs on Australian imports of steel and aluminium.

”Donald is an amazing President and I’m sure the tariffs he puts on us are just a little love tap, ” swooned the West Australian Billionaire. ”He does love us, I know he does, just that sometimes he needs to dole out a little tough love.”

”That’s ok, we’re a big country we can handle it.”

When asked why as an Australian based billionaire she seemingly fawned over Donald Trump, Ms Rinehart said: ”He’s just great, I mean he exudes masculinity with his healthy orange glow and luscious hair.”

”And not only does he have money but also power.”

”I need a cigarette after that, have Peter Dutton fetch me one please.”

Mark Williamson

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