America’s co-President, Donald Trump, was irate after being told that he could not have a tee time at the newly renamed Gulf of America. Aides tried to tell the co-President that the Gulf wasn’t actually a golf course but co-President Trump would not listen and ordered tariffs be put in place.
”If I want to play a round of golf at your course you better find me a tee time,” said the co-President. ”I mean they’re trying to tell me that the gulf is not a course but rather a body of water, fake news.”
”Haven’t they heard of aqua-golf?”
When asked whether he would grant Australia an exemption on tariffs for aluminum and steel, the co-President said: ”I talked to Albo, great-guy, he’s a DJ you know.”
”Look, I’ll take it under consideration but you know I scratch your back, you give me a gold plated cape to put on my back, if you know what I mean.”
”I’ve heard great things about the state of Western Australia, would be good as the 51st state of America.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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