A survey of Australian singles has found that a majority would like to find a partner that will love them with the passion that Australia’s media pack loves Opposition leader Peter Dutton.

”It’s amazing how much they love Dutton, despite what he does,” said Leanne 26 of Mona Vale. ”I mean he lies, disappears for days at a time and then comes up with the most ludicrous plans, yet they still love him.”

”I mean nuclear, really?”

When reached for comment on their enduring love for the Opposition leader, a Spokesperson for Australia’s media said: ”Peter is just so dreamy, I mean the way he refuses to answer questions or give us any policies.”

”He’s playing hard to get and we just love that.”

”Better, than Albo, with his budget surpluses and no fleeing to Hawaii whilst the Nation is on fire. What a loser.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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