Gina Rinehart’s hand picked choice for Prime Minister, Dodgy Peter Dutton, is today tipped to launch the Liberal party’s election campaign slogan, ”Policy Free Since ’03.”

”It’s a great slogan that really feeds off of the energy of Kevin ’07 but also sends a message about what a Peter Dutton Government will be about,” said a Coalition Spokesperson. ”I mean, people can’t criticism our policies if we don’t have any.”

”Already the press are going ga ga over it.”

When asked if the party was seriously going to go to an election with no actual policies, the Coalition Spokesperson said: ”Well, we do have nuclear, but that’s about as popular as Barnaby Joyce at an inner city all women’s gym.”

”Anyway, Peter Dutton will lead the charge, I mean did you hear him yesterday talking then walking back a proposal to hold another referendum?”

”Classic Dutton.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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