Australian opposition leader, Peter ‘Donald’ Dutton, has ordered his right-hand person, Jacinta Nampijinpa Price to get in contact with Donald Trump and do a deal to make Australia the 51st state of America

”Australia needs strong leadership and I am the man to deliver it, via Donald Trump,” said the Opposition leader. ”I mean let’s face it, we need to get behind America.”

”If we are a part of them they will exempt us from tariffs.”

When asked why he was so in love with Donald Trump, given the majority of Australians loathe the man, the member for Dixon (for now) said: ”I reject that Australians don’t love President Trump.”

”I mean turn on Sky News After Dark and they are positively glowing when talking about the President.”

”And then there’s Gina. She is literally calling me at all hours to tell me what Donald has done now.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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