Interim Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has put his chances of winning the upcoming election in the hands of Sky News Australia’s 10’s of viewers. With Mr Dutton refusing to take any questions from journalists other than those who appear on Sky News.
”Why would I waste my time being questioned by those plebs at the ABC or the nutters at the Guardian when Paul Murray will do a better job and ensure each interview is finished off with a happy ending,” said the Opposition leader. ”For a big man Paul is so gentle.”
When asked why he has spent the last three years avoiding the scrutiny of Australia’s press and whether it had effected his campaign, the member for Dickson said: ”I only take one question at a time thank you very much.”
”You people expect too much of me.”
”Peter where are your policies, Peter how will nuclear work, Peter why are you strangling my dog. Take a chill pill and be more like Paul Murray.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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