Peter Dutton’s replacement, err, shadow Treasurer, Angus Taylor, has promised the Nation that he will deliver the Coalition’s costings as soon as he finds the napkin that he wrote them on.

”People need a bit of patience, we will get the costings out soonish,” said the shadow Treasurer. ”Once I find this napkin then it is game on.”

”It’s not like people actually care that much, I mean five million of them have voted already.”

When asked why the Coalition has taken so long to release their costings and plan for Australia, the shadow treasurer said: ”It’s not easy being the shadow treasurer, there are a lot of numbers to deal with and you know, I’m just a man with 10 fingers and 10 toes.”

”Also, did you know that a trillion is a real number?”

”You learn something new everyday, now where is that napkin.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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