Maverick MP, Bob Katter, has applauded American President Donald Trump’s decision to open an alligator Alcatraz and demanded that Australian PM Anthony Albanese follows suit and opens a crocodile correctional centre in Northern Queensland.
”Old Donny boy has the right idea by rounding up all the bloody alligators and putting them in a prison,” said the member for Kennedy. ”So, come on Albo let’s go and get these crocs in to prison.”
”While we sit here smelling the roses someone in far north Queensland is being ripped apart by a bloody crocodile.”
When asked if he knew that alligator Alcatraz was built for people and not alligators, the member for Kennedy said: ”Wait, no, really? You’re putting people on an island surrounded by snakes and alligators?”
”That bloody bastard is trying to recreate Australia.”
”An island surrounded by alligators sounds like a great place to holiday.”
”I’d take my chances with an alligator over a croc any day of the week.”
Mark Williamson
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