Angertainment channel, Sky News Australia, has urged the Coalition to ignore the results of the last election and instead listen to the stations viewers, all 6 of them, and ditch the plan to heads towards net zero.

”The Coalition needs to stop listening to polls and the general public and instead listen to us, Sky News Australia,” said Sky News Presenter Andrew Bolt. ”After all, no one has their finger closer to the pulse than us.”

”Admittedly that pulse is of Gina Rinehart, but her pulse beats stronger than most.”

When asked why a network that rates so poorly should be listened to by a Political party, Mr Bolt said: ”We don’t rate poorly, why just the other night nine people tuned in to my show.”

”The ABC allege that they have hundreds of thousands of viewers but where’s the proof?”

”If we draw nine viewers then surely they would not even get close to that number.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to talk to the Coalition about perhaps bringing back leaded petrol, that should go well with the base.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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