Interim Opposition leader and practicing numerologist, Sussan Ley, has held a press conference to condemn the PM’s decision to say good morning, claiming the statement was offensive to both the afternoon and evening.

”Mr Albanese needs to stop seeking to divide the country by only acknowledging the morning,” said the interim Opposition leader. ”By ignoring the evening this is a clear attack on Sky News After dark and their viewers, all 6 of them.”

”I pledge that Susssan led Government will not say good morning, but rather good morning, afternoon and night.”

When asked if her time as opposition leader would be similar to Peter Dutton’s by simply opposing everything Labor said or did, Sussssan said: ”Well not everything, I mean we don’t object to parliamentary pay rises.”

”But, Mr Albanese needs to know that not all Australians voted for him, just the majority.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me I have a very important policy meeting booked with my numerologists, can’t keep them waiting.”

Mark Williamson

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