Sky News Australia host, Sharri Markson, has blamed antisemitism for her show’s appallingly low ratings record.

”The Australian people are clearly antisemitic, I mean why else would they not be watching my show?” Asked the host. ”Every night I deliver a tirade against the extremely unpopular Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese and still no one watches.”

”This country really needs to change it’s tune.”

When asked why she was constantly wailing against a Prime Minister who only recently won an election quite decisively, Sharri Markson said: ”He didn’t win, it’s rigged, I voted for Peter Dutton, and what I want I get.”

”Like the time I wanted a goose that lays golden eggs, I screamed and I shouted and I got what I want.”

”Now, Australia, get with the program and watch my show, or else.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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Tags: ABC, Albo, Anthony Albanese, antisemitism, auspol, Diplomatic spat, Insiders, Israel, Low Ratings, QandA, Sharri Markson, Sky News After Dark, Sky News Australia, The Bolt Report